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SUUUP.
deenastyx:

cute ass fucking dog.
Can we please reflect on humans not knowing how to write shit.

Many of Lynx’s advertisements feature men getting swamped by women, an article in the Guardian went as far as stating “Axe(Lynx) deodorant claims that merely spraying on its product will see women mug you for sex. If it was a woman’s product what happens when you spray it on would be called rape, but the men in the ads apparently love being physically assaulted by a series of statuesque beauties” Paul Harris / The Observer / Guardian (Sunday 9 July 2006).

This is a part of a 4000 word group report due tomorrow that this guy legit thinks we can submit. Without knowing the context, you guys won’t pick up on the fact that this stupid rape quote is of little relevance. But more importantly, why no construct sentence good?! Legit, who thinks THAT is how you reference. You’re second year ffs. Imagine this, but 800 words of it. Oh that’s right, he also only wrote 800 words, when we said 1100 min. And this is his second attempt at it. After giving his bit back covered in highlighter, and instructions of what to do, he still returns with utter shit. Shitty peer review here we come!

JOSH, MINE’S BETTER TIME 10 MILLION!Except idk who that Jacob guy is…The rest is seems pretty on par and I enjoy this woman more than most :3
Group Work

That one guy who decides on what day we’ll meet then doesnt show up until 4 hours after the decided time. That same guy who gives you his bit, and the rest of your group read it along side you just staring at the screen with a blank expression caused by the utter disbelief of how shit it is. That same guys bit you try to go through and tell him what he needs to do to fix it and you end up highlighting basically the entire first half of his work then stop because it doesn’t get any better/ That same guy again who says he’ll have it corrected by 6 and it’s 8 o’clock and you still haven’t got it.

SURE THING BUD -______-

(Source: mama-rosemary)

105.3

Love song dedications by night?
Why yes, I will tune into your station while commuting at night now!
Play shaggy and you’ve bagged me heh heh.
But seriously :D

I would like for this to be in my hand and for the ice cream to sit idle in my throat. Pretty simple request, really.
general freak out

because shit to get done, but time and iutghoiflkfhoi and freaking out helps this alot but not really.


I want to not care!

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(Source: xoxo-bby)

Didn’t know what to surprise mum with this year so we took it back to the basics, because mums obviously go nuts for lame shit involving glue and their children’s arts and crafts abilities. Take the magnet on the fridge for example. It’s a wooden love heart that we painted, glued a magnet on the back and wrote on it gel pen “Thanks for everything mum, you’re our No.1” because we are freaaaking brilliant at rhyming. She hasn’t let it go. This is this years product because WE ARE CARING & CUTE LIKE THAT!
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